Tuesday, April 21, 2009

pretty "gender confused" boy!

Posted by Crooger






I HATE LARGER-THAN-HIS-HAIR KIDS/ PRETTY BOYS/SEX CONFUSION TRAP DESIGNS!!!!!!!


ONCE UPON A TIME , I bought several rpgs games that I was very eager to rip’em good
and play’em out . those game were ,my good “reader” ,
KINGDOM HAERTS , STAR OCEAN AND YET “ THE WORLD END WITH YOU “ .
And I can these juggernauts gave me great pleasure being entertained . but…….




Wth japan!!!!!!!! Are you being into child fetish or "PRETTY BOY" thingy there??????? And what the hell heroes are bein’ teens and under . 

since when the world being saved by cheesy popstar kids???!! I mean look at star ocean 3 , non of the heroes had a god damn mustache!! And yet the whole planet gone boom no one is powerful enough?!

The hell with kingdom-hearts!! And their 13 goup “guess whose the chick??” SCROLL DOWN UNDER *! yes the great “belts-S&M- FETISH-DYNAMIC-13”!!!!!

HELL THE SAME THING CHEESY TEENS! AND DON’T LET ME START WITH “WEIRDO-SEXUAL-CONFUSION-SURPRISE-PHYSCH” antagonist . MORE LIKE 13 FLASHING PERVERTS IN PUBLIC! 






I tried to google a lil’ bit here’s what I got quote:

Organization XIII are all advanced forms of Nobodies, who kept human form when they lost their heart and became a Nobody because they had a very strong heart. At least some of this group of people were at a place known as Castle Oblivion in "Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories" (Axel, Marluxia, Larxene, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion). They all wear long black cloaks, and that is the easiest way to identify them.

HERE’S THE SITE

In other words , THEY’RE GOTH .BUT MATRIX FANS . BUT WANNA-BE’S , BUT NOT! ‘ CUZ THEY’RE NOBODIES!!!! PHSYCH!

THAT Tetsuya has some serious issues with character designs…I think he’s SEMI-pedophile . Don’t TAKE MY WORD FOR IT :



I COULD BE WRONG Y'KNOW...

PHSYCH! HE IS A PEDO-FELLA!!!!!! AND HE'S TURNING US TOO!!! PROOF ? GOTO DEVIANfart AND SEARCH FOR KNIDOM-HURT!



ALSO




HE WANTS MILK THE COSPLAY MARKET AS A HARD HE COULD! SHAME ON YOU!

“guess whose the chick??” SCROLL DOWN UNDER *




ALSO , THERE'S A FLAME WAR ABOUT HIS ART/DRAWINGG HERE AND HERE!

I had great expectation for the detailes , music and graphics . but kids! C’MON!

I wished the hero was Donald Duck , he’d showed some ass whipping! Jus’ give 3 peppers and he’s gone MAD......




As for “ THE WORLD NEVER ENDs WITH YOU “ , I 'M HAVING PROBLEM WITH IT....

I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD HELP ME WITH IT TOO.....TELL IS "IT" A BOY OR A GIRLS@@???????

TELL ME!!! I WANT TO KNOW!!! THAT'S MY PROBLEM HERE! IF IT'S A BOY I'M HOMO THEN ! AND IF IT'S A GIRL ....SHE'S JAIL BAIT!

ONE TIME I HAD THIS CRUSH ON SWEET LOOKING HOTTY BOSS IN FF IX, HERE:

BUT LATER IN THE GAME I FOUND IT A METRO-SEXUAL , ZOMG!!!!!! I WAS 17 YEARS OLD AN INNOCENT EXPOSED TO HORROR!!!!!!

THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH THE PRETTY  HOTTIES TURNED TO BE"ERECTION-BLOCKERS" BOYS!!!


Why can’t we get some normal heroes here???
I mean you all will disagree with me saying : “Well duh , Most of the RPG ’em are teens/kids” .
You’re all correct with that , that would only apply to the 32bit era and before , why??
Because of the FU******** GRAPHICS , EVER SINCE THE ps2/dreamcast came out , everyone was excite about the graphics , including me , but what did happen , it showed the HI-DEF true ideas of the character designers! How??
Everyone loves FINAL FANTASY 7 , everybody loves it! But if you show it some casual-scum he’d say :
“T3h RSOOOOMM WE333333!” . Although , to us the story and game play are the gold of game.
Meaning , we didn’t care about the heroes or the characters how do they look like , we wanted great game!

Not satisfied? Play FF TIL FFVI AND TELL ME IF THERE’s ANY GRAPHICS INVOLVEMENT .
But in new millennium , the 1st kingdom-3raqs came out EVERYONE Zomg at ALDA’7LEYAH , CHILD MOLEST CRIME RATE HAVE RISEN!!!! After 3 years the second came out , ZOMG , HOMO-CASUALITY CRIMES HAS RISEN TOO!!!!!1111ONEONE WA7D WA7D…...
PLEASE I NEED REAL GOOD GAMES THAT DOESN’T MAKE KID INTO t3h SAVIOR! AT MOST kombars OR A VICTIM ATL333333AAAAAST .

Finally , I will finish report with a link to albinoblacksheep’s BOY AND ROBOT , to get the idea…

UPDATE:

I'VE ADDED THE SEXUALITY IDENTITY QUIZ.

AND FLAME WAR LINKS.









*DUNNO , GO DATE THEM THEN TELL ME.

17 comments:

CuteandCuddly said...

I love Kingdom Hearts :(
Its a fun game !!!!!!!!

Neoark said...

lol, my friend crooger who made this post seemed to hate kingdom heart.

CuteandCuddly said...

well he has a right to his opinion bas i think he is just jealous from the kid because he really has nice hair :P

Chaotic pOsha said...

I know ppl who take vacation to play games! hahaha addicts

you're lucky ur retired :))

I like pc games though
but recently i got no time at all

Neoark said...

cuteandcuddly: u should see his loooong hair ayam high school mashallah, no teacher stop him, cause he is too tall for them to see his hair!!

chaotic posha: i'm the retired-hardcore, i still play games but for fun, i just finish RE5, and last game i finished was MGS5 :D

but i don't think there is games worth playing recently, specially at RPG department.

CuteandCuddly said...

i rest my case :P

Crooger said...

Chaotic pOsha :
I don't vacations to play video games , as Neo said nothing is playing .
but the last time i did some REALLY HARD-CORE GAMING was 3 years ago when i was a cashier in a gas staion and when resident evil 4 came on the game-cube , i bought the game + the tv+ i switched to night shift! the best working-gaming-spring-break vacation ever.
CuteandCuddly:
it's not like i hate'em for the hair , but lately i noticed so many SUPER SAIYANS every where even in jahra!
as a fun game go play "SHADOW OF THE COLLOSSUS"
THAT'S A 1337 GAME.

PS I'M DOING A BIT UPDATES IN THE POST.

Crooger said...

I DID AN UPDATE!

Drunk'n'Gorgeous said...

I like my men pretty :P

Crooger said...

Drunk'n'Gorgeous :
That's the main problem! chicks do play games! But NOT on the account of "hunks" hairy MEN! You see , when they surveyed for the gender of player , they found out there's 10-20% of female sample who didn't like machoness 'n' guns . therefore , a great game was ruined, let link speaks for it self :
http://wapedia.mobi/en/Raiden_(Metal_Gear)

Ruby Woo said...

If I'm playing a game, I expect to see some machoness 'n' guns attached with it. I don't want no pretty boys with hair better than mine. It beats the concept of saving the world. I want a character with bulging abs and biceps instead of scrawny teens.

I'm no hardcore player but I'm just sayin'...

Crooger said...

Ruby Woo :
todays JAPANESE "SAVING THE WORLD" RECIPE. MORE KEMONO mixed with zippers and preferably a latex kemono.
you can use KY to get through ,though...
and use as many as u can of GELs ans sprays , not for the spikey style NO!!! to be mutated and immune to certin things , also , why do u think the hero can cast fire from?? unless it's ONIONS...

Fencer Darkwind said...

Actually, I'm more sick of lolis being in every game and anime -_-

Crooger said...

dark wind:
i'll make a post about'em too

Fencer Darkwind said...

Great!

looking forward to it :D

Kweiko said...

LOOOL! Hilarious blog actually XD "Who's the man here?!" XD I totally agree with you :) I mean, I still like playing and I still think they look nice but omg I'll soon grow too old to seriously get tricked by these high school guys. I like the japanese games but the Square Enix-cool-teenage-bad boy-style is going way too far...

Crooger said...

Kweiko:
"cool-teenage-bad boy-style " 80% of thier stuff are recycled away or another.