HELLO dear readers , good bye casual-mo. I’ll talk today about a lil’ bit about lolis ,since we have a real large amount of unbirthed JRPGs that mostly contains a large than-galaxy-hair-do hero and , not to forget , bigger-than-my-eyes loli , which mostly unforgivable MAGIC ATTACK. But, this isnot our subject to day , no. I’m talking about a lil’ girl which wears a uniform of a ship captain and yet provoking the public to boycott the game and enforcing them to crucify the developers for that!!
GOD! How could ever N/B (NAMCO BANDAI) to pull that stunt !! that really awesome if you ask me (not fanboyish , I have all systems you see) ! Yeah , they actually have some BALLS , “KING BALLS CROWNED IRON NUTS” , jus’ try and kick’em.
I mean , what’s wrong with that ?they said it’s an exclusive game for the xbox360 , and sold so damn good , AND MADE PEOPLE INTO HOMELESS VOLUNTEERLY!!!! so why not releasing ps3???
But they couldn’t release the game without anything additional contents , so they add a CAPTAIN loli to do the damn job , what job? An easy job really . to lure pedo JRLG (JAPANESE –RULE-LOLI-GAME) …OH YEAH for sales too.
However , what people , sorry , gamer don'T see , is that , the whole UNIVERSE IS IN depression and an economic crisis!!! LIKE A WHALE RAN OF SEA WATER!!!! AND THE WHALE WANT VIRGIN-GAMER FOR SACRIFICE!!! So the best way to do so is rape the franchise as fast they can , AND EVERY ONE WENT LIKE... THIS....
Here’s a little fact about Nihon’s (Japan’s) economy … haven’t you ever noticed that Japan had myriads of financial misfortunes?? And yet , nothing worth noticing happened to gaming/ electronic entertainment sector , how come????
Here’s a Protip : Nerds.
They are the japans’ VERY OWN . LIMIT BREAK , FINAL ATTACK , SUMMON ……THAT SLOVES AND HEALS THE ECONOMIC CRISIS.
But what does it have to do with these bumps???
Please let me points these :
- Most of’em are singles
- Most of’em have admin/office jobs
- A beefy salary
- No looks at all
- No social life what so ever (family and Close excluded)
IN OTHER WORDS , A NO-LIFE GUY LIVING IN HIS LITTLE WORLD OTAKUness , WITH HIS MOTHER!
ALL SALARY GOES DONATED TO OTAKU’S GOOD WELFARE!
Therefore , the economy did actually survive , Due to their money spendings on goods and marchindise , while not caring about the outside/real world ! WE’RE SPENDING BABY!! I’M GONNA BUY ME A LOLI EDIDTION , MAZIN-MADE WITH TAITANIUM EDITION , ZELDA DOLL ADULT EDITION , SUPRA-ULTRA-AND-NOT-GOING-TO-MAKE-MOREI-LIED-MADE-MORE-ANYWAY-EDITION!!! HELL WITH RETIREMENT MONEY!
THAT’S THE REAL REASON BEHIND THAT !
Still not convinced?? OK , here’s another example!
How many times DID SQUARE-ENIX released ff7 Advent children movies?? I don’t know I can firmly say more than three releases , the last one which BDVD was bundled with the PS3 and boosted the sales , by just a couple of scenes .
so , next time , don’t be pissed incase of exlusive game being ported , piss yourself for not being able to :
c-saving the economy