HELLO dear readers , good bye casual-mo. I’ll talk today about a lil’ bit about lolis ,since we have a real large amount of unbirthed JRPGs that mostly contains a large than-galaxy-hair-do hero and , not to forget , bigger-than-my-eyes loli , which mostly unforgivable MAGIC ATTACK. But, this isnot our subject to day , no. I’m talking about a lil’ girl which wears a uniform of a ship captain and yet provoking the public to boycott the game and enforcing them to crucify the developers for that!!
GOD! How could ever N/B (NAMCO BANDAI) to pull that stunt !! that really awesome if you ask me (not fanboyish , I have all systems you see) ! Yeah , they actually have some BALLS , “KING BALLS CROWNED IRON NUTS” , jus’ try and kick’em.
I mean , what’s wrong with that ?they said it’s an exclusive game for the xbox360 , and sold so damn good , AND MADE PEOPLE INTO HOMELESS VOLUNTEERLY!!!! so why not releasing ps3???
But they couldn’t release the game without anything additional contents , so they add a CAPTAIN loli to do the damn job , what job? An easy job really . to lure pedo JRLG (JAPANESE –RULE-LOLI-GAME) …OH YEAH for sales too.
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However , what people , sorry , gamer don'T see , is that , the whole UNIVERSE IS IN depression and an economic crisis!!! LIKE A WHALE RAN OF SEA WATER!!!! AND THE WHALE WANT VIRGIN-GAMER FOR SACRIFICE!!! So the best way to do so is rape the franchise as fast they can , AND EVERY ONE WENT LIKE... THIS....
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Here’s a Protip : Nerds.
What? OTAKUS!!!!!
But what does it have to do with these bumps???
Please let me points these :
- Most of’em are singles
- Most of’em have admin/office jobs
- A beefy salary
- No looks at all
- No social life what so ever (family and Close excluded)
IN OTHER WORDS , A NO-LIFE GUY LIVING IN HIS LITTLE WORLD OTAKUness , WITH HIS MOTHER!
ALL SALARY GOES DONATED TO OTAKU’S GOOD WELFARE!
Therefore , the economy did actually survive , Due to their money spendings on goods and marchindise , while not caring about the outside/real world ! WE’RE SPENDING BABY!! I’M GONNA BUY ME A LOLI EDIDTION , MAZIN-MADE WITH TAITANIUM EDITION , ZELDA DOLL ADULT EDITION , SUPRA-ULTRA-AND-NOT-GOING-TO-MAKE-MOREI-LIED-MADE-MORE-ANYWAY-EDITION!!! HELL WITH RETIREMENT MONEY!
THAT’S THE REAL REASON BEHIND THAT !
Still not convinced?? OK , here’s another example!
How many times DID SQUARE-ENIX released ff7 Advent children movies?? I don’t know I can firmly say more than three releases , the last one which BDVD was bundled with the PS3 and boosted the sales , by just a couple of scenes .
so , next time , don’t be pissed incase of exlusive game being ported , piss yourself for not being able to :
a-buying
b-forgetting it.
c-saving the economy
3 comments:
otakus are their own market, like japan use them as 'oil' in kuwait, as 'actors' in u.s.a :P
"otakus are their own market" ARE YOU TRYING TO TALK LIKE A CAT?!
I MEANT!!!!
Matrix the movie, where they put humans in something and feed them and use them as energy.
same thing, japan use otakus like matrix and sucks their money, while living in 4x4 room ;p
AND YOU ARE THE CAT!! MR.ICANHAZCHEZBURGER
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