In a nutshell , Casuals , you ruin everything for us.
PSYCH! You thought I’ve finshesd already , huh?
It’ve been quite some time since I’ve posted some rants . Well , since” world ball” , sorry,
I meant “world cup of balls” . or you could say “a cup of boiled eggs ….See….
Anyway , let’s begin with nagging .
“””I HAET SOOCRE!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111”””
IT JUST SUCKS , THEIR FANS TOO , I MEAN GOD!
I’ve starting to think that they’re all double Nationalities , prove ?
Never remember anything about home on dependence only.
McDonald’s jus’ uncovered them and tricked (allegedly)
YA ALLAH !!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF A SHITTY COMMERCIAL IS THIS???!
NOTHIN MAKES SENSE HERE!
Someone allgedey to be a kuwaity enters the restraint starts screamin and masturbating wearing an Argentinean shirt and speaks Spanish (?) more like crap-moanings , and no body intracted with that person to be clear. It’s like :
I LIKE SOORCE , I ARE WEARING ARGEN TAEM, I’M SUCH AN ATTENTION WH****!
If it were to me , It would like this.
This how you do a commercial with out offending me!
Back to the subject , My games Vs Yoai *ahem* your games.
People I can firmly prove to you all , why PES and any fifa sucks “longtime”
The prove ?
THE OFFICIAL SEAL , WHEN EVER I READ A GAME WRITTEN ON IT , IT OFFICIALY STATES DO NOT BUY ME!
A) THE CONROLS:
"MOST of techniques in pes needs to be perfected so that when you with a real noob he’ll lose only a real soccer player will win ,lol."
Also , the gaming needs precise timings on pressing the running/kicking/pissing/shitting/foreplay*with*keeper/dildo*kick...etc button.
Don’t press too much , nor too light , also don’t hold the button long ,nor too less.
Other wise you will burn your self.
Have you heard about the guy who broke his pad with his bare hands? Yeah that’s me .
The reason was actually , the game it self provokes me in terms of controls .
As it feels like I’m was controlling a team of mules.
But what I didn’t have in mind …….
It was a team of mules, and it matches these classifications :
-won’t run when I want.
-won’t kick when I want
-won’t stop when I want
-won’t cut the pass when I want
The only good thing about they bring only penalty kicks.
What I prefer?
“SUPER SIDE KICKS”!!1 mvs and neogeo*VIDEOS*
The only game in my book that perfected the physic of soccer controls :
Plain damn simple
A = shoot
B= short pass , cut
C= long pass , slide
And the best part ….. the aim is automatic!!!!
You pass , it passes !
You shoot at the goal , it shoots at the goal!
That’s it ! nothing hard huh konami?? And what about you EA? Still using the evade button? Go figure.
Your argument is invalid.